May 2013
talesofanswers:
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April 2013
February 2013
omidspissedoffcat:
did you know that people can play videogames without becoming violent psychopathic mass-murderers
in which torii has a blog: hanyoyoyo: When... →
hanyoyoyo:
When throwing a punch:
alexandrefelixdarnay:
pfdiva:
starfleetrambo:
sakothefox:
unseilie:
fullofbeansandspunk:
everythingbutharleyquinn:
asinheavenasinhell:
thnafu:
• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your…
Teacher: You have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for two, how many have you got left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, what would you have left then?
Me: 10 cakes and a dead body
January 2013
56 worst analogies used in High School Papers →
simplycrazy:
alyssawang:
youmightfindyourself:
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and...
December 2012
Watchvideohall:
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
