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omidspissedoffcat: did you know that people can play videogames without becoming violent psychopathic mass-murderers
in which torii has a blog: hanyoyoyo: When... →
hanyoyoyo: When throwing a punch: alexandrefelixdarnay: pfdiva: starfleetrambo: sakothefox: unseilie: fullofbeansandspunk: everythingbutharleyquinn: asinheavenasinhell: thnafu: • Use the hand you write with. • Make a fist with your…
Teacher: You have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for two, how many have you got left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, what would you have left then?
Me: 10 cakes and a dead body
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simplycrazy: alyssawang: youmightfindyourself: Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and...
videohall: This girl is insane, I think > It gets stranger and stranger as it goes. > Her neighbors must hate her.