Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
>> so true! BEST OF ALL: "They rewrote the paragraph so that it is easier to be understood" .... they remove one word, and add 3 more.
ikawaiiaishiteru: mikuracake replied to your post: Is it just me or do I hear Vocaloid used in Arisen Anew … YEP LOL HAHAHA FUCK YES. I knew it! 8’D I swear I sat here like … “I-Is that Luka being used?” I want to know what she’s saying now! xD …. SO IT WASN’T ONLY ME!! 8DD <3
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Reblog if it's your first Homestuck Christmas
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doubie9927: hussiempreg: what if karkat is yelling because somehow he sees the bucket john threw closing in on him. oh my god you’re RIGHT AHAHAHAHA